I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me, eh-eh
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
Come on, mom, just give it a try
Things will be better when you and me are high
You won't judge me and you'll put your feelings aside
And I promise you, I promise you
That you might like it
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
Come on, mom, just give it a chance
Don't you know that it's only glass?
Which means God within here, like he did
You and me, you and me
If that's what you believe
We'll load up on 'em, and we'll sit down and discuss
The social commentary in the movie Terminator
And every time you cough, I laugh and slap your back
As Black Sabbath plays Iron Man on the turntable
Oh, can't you see how much better both our lives could be
I'll teach you to roll all blind
'Cause you taught me how to read
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me, eh-eh
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me (this, this place up)
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me, eh-eh
I wish my mom would smoke pot with me