The weather, oh-oh the weather
Ruining our plans come on and get it together
So mean, So mean
The weather oh-oh the weather
Waiting for the sun but it's not getting better
So mean, so mean
Yo, I don't miss the woolen jackets and the winter caps
Scratchy scarves, bulky boots, how every day my lips were chapped
My dermatologist a firm apologist of winter weather
I've used every type of cream and lip balm and I'm still not better
Aside from skin I don't miss my itchy thermal sheep-skin socks
I've been waiting since December for the vernal equinox
And thankfully it's here
No more driving through the permafrost
I don't need a coffee thermos
I can turn my furnace off
And note to self:
I've been waiting months for all this snow to melt
And finally it's gone
And i can venture out of our room
Frolic in the foliage
Kick back and watch the flowers bloom
And breath the open air as the heavens shine bright and powder blue
There's just one little problem though that I didn't account for
Every fucking weather forecast has a chance of downpour
Just one little issue and yes I'm a bit impatient
But I haven't waited all this time for more precipitation
Like weather gods, there's just one little thought I'm tryna get across
I don't expect things perfect but at least just give me better odds
Lately I've been hoping that the tones of grey would fade
And that the sky would yawn cerulean not rain on my parade
And i know I'm being harsh on you but i'm not tryna scapegoat
It'd just be nice to go outside without wearing a raincoat
Without holding umbrellas
The sidewalk nice and chalky
With no puddles there to waddle through
Wearing nothing waterproof
But maybe on the bright side it's a fair bet
To think the sun is over on her way here
But not here yet
So let's go get our hair wet
Fuck it, let's go dancing in our bare feet
On a rooftop super carefree
With the patter of the dew drops as our jukebox
And run for cover at a nearby coffee shop
Where we can dry our parka and our rubberized galoshes off
And we'll just take a rain-check for that picnic in the grass
And sip our lattes by the window as the drizzle hits the glass
The weather, oh-oh the weather
Ruining our plans come on and get it together
So mean, So mean
The weather oh-oh the weather
Waiting for the sun but it's not getting better
So mean, so mean
Okay, so I'm feeling like I took a bit to see the light
Routinely stayed inside so I could keep a peace of mind
But now I stay in fright of white little sparkles in the air
And while I'm waiting for the showers seems these months are ever there
They never go away but sit complacent
Where as I'm wishing I could see the pavement, latent hating
On the continents that feel the burn when school is out and tables turn
The skin hurts and things are said that because the heat just makes you think to
But despite the fact it truly makes you think about the people
And I'm praying to a deity cause recently this weather has me overweight
The perfect time for dates but yet we're snowed in in our place
And it gets cold out when it's late so baby don't forget the blankets
And reminiscing and dreaming can keep us warm for just a while
But darling won't you turn the thermostat right up to winter dial
We can hibernate to skip our fate and jump to summer, first comes spring
But don't forget the droplets and the storming it might bring
I'm exhausted, I'm just wondering when I'll feel the rays again
Maybe never will I see the sun or things that are akin
And yet these google images will only get me oh so far
And yes my thinking may be screwed I know my thoughts may be bizarre
I greet these trials with a smile and grin
For whatever reason
I can keep my calm and know that you'll be there for the seasons that I hate
You could help me hold on so that I could bear the wait
It's understated just as much on how this seasons overplayed
We could stay inside together, you and I in matching sweaters
And though it may just be forever, me and you could beat the weather
Oh I know, that summer time is overdue
But I know I can make it girl as long as it's with you
The weather, oh-oh the weather
Ruining our plans come on and get it together
So mean, So mean
The weather oh-oh the weather
Waiting for the sun but it's not getting better
So mean, so mean