Mum did you know that I love ya
But I can't hear about Michelle Obama
I don't care if she is a man
I came home to see the fam
It all started with 9 11
Now you believe in heaven
Cos Charles Darwin was a bigot
And Donald Trump won twice don't you reckon?
I was raised on organic veggies
5G is a government weapon
The chemtrails are fucking scary
I'm so glad that you are wary
Conspiracy Mum
Conspiracy Mum
JFK was killed Satan
Monsanto is making bacon
Education is indoctrination
We're heading towards a one world nation
Now you might think that the earth is flat
But TBH I'm off that
There's fluoride coming out of our tap
Mum will not take that crap
The Rothschilds are fucking evil
Qanon is on a level
Big tech is silencing our thoughts
Mum said the bolognese has thawed
Conspiracy Mum
Conspiracy Mum
Conspiracy Mum
Conspiracy Mum
I just wanted a nice family holiday by the sea
But instead, instead I got mum conspiracy
Conspiracy
Hi Brook, it's mum
I feel sorry for you young ones these days.
All is not as it appears.
But anyway.