You walked into the party like you were walking on the moon You hazardously picked one girl and told her she'd be leaving soon And one day in your parking as you led her to the room And all the boys and girls have dreamed that they'd be your partner, they'd be your partner You're so vain You probably thought this party was for you You're so vain And all the girls are here to adore you You're so vain Didn't think that we'd live without you You're so vain And knowing everybody that doubts you You're so vain You moved over in Brooklyn 'cause you're the young and vicious type You absolutely hate the fucks, you said you don't believe the hype He asked you why you're smoking but you never shared a pipe And all the while you cough and scuff and they'll keep on talking, they'll keep on talking You're so vain You thought that there's someone waiting for you You're so vain The only problem is there isn't more of you You're so vain And all the girls are asking you a favor You're so vain I think you're the one who could save you You're so vain You're so vain You're so vain You're so vain