She's been On that Santa Clara diet kick Always burying the bodies in the back with the toothpicks And she smiles through her teeth so crookedly So perfectly It's like she went to school to do this shit commercially Yeah she's a pretty little liar with a pedigree Oh Oh Oh Snap back She's falling out a Cadillac Stilettos, sequins, leather and an entourage dressed in drag And they smile through their teeth so crookedly So perfectly It's like they went to school to do this shit commercially Call it Pretty little liars university Oh Oh Oh And it's only now a matter of days 'Till they find themselves Waking up dead on the wrong side And they declare that the afterlife is a little bit boring for their taste It's a little bit Blah Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Oh Oh Oh