Asteroid J-30 had it out for us
Some man(???) wanted us
We were busted, yeah very busted
We musta ran the model a million times
It said the stars had been aligned
And we were busted, yeah very busted
We blasted that asteriod with all we had,
And they said that its path had been adjusted,
But we were still busted
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Young Josh Rita(???) strung his guitar
Stuck a finger up to the stars as he cussed them, as he cussed them
He said "If you can hear me whatever you are,
You can't beat these beating hearts on the marya(???).
We'll overcome ya.
He called the news, said he could save the day
They said he's a nutcase but we'll trust him,
'Cuase it's nuts or nothing.
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On the 5 'o clock he said "Listen up world,
We can melt that space rock's core singing sweetly,
If you sing it with me. They haven't run the numbers,
But if it don't work, we won't be any worse by the evening,
So sing it with me.
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Oh, the karaoke junkies san right away,
Then the drunk, then the brave serenaded their space invader.
The scientific quieres(???) charred(???) in the rock
Ran the new figures, and in shock it amazed them,
Its path was changing.
They called the news to say "It's a working, turn it up.
Singing Asteriod(???) J(???)-30(???) might evade us,
This song could save us.
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