Well, I heard you tell somebody on the telephone That you'd meet 'em on the corner and you'd be alone Wouldn't keep him waitin' for too very long Just to give you one more hour and you'd be right there Slip right into something, comb and brush your hair Hit the ground runnin', before I knew it, you were gone It was a one night stand That's what you told me That's what it had to be Well, you couldn't help it That you found another man It was a one night stand That's what she told me That's how it had to be Guess I'll have to change my plans Just a one night stand One night stand One night stand She said it was a one night stand One night stand Said it was your girlfriend, you'd be back at three You and her were goin' on a shoppin' spree And for me no to worry, I was your only man Well, I heard the story many times before I decided not to take it no more I know where you're goin', baby, I know you plan It was a one night stand That's what you told me That's what it had to be She said she was sorry That she found another man A one night stand That's what she told me That's how it had to be Guess I'll have to change my plans Just a one night stand One night stand One night stand She said it was a one night stand One night stand I heard the story many times before Well, I decided not to take it no more 'Cause I know where you're goin' and I know where you'll be Down at the barroom with you friend Laughin' and a-singin', drinkin' whiskey and gin The last thing on your mind, baby, was me It was a one night stand That's what you told me That's what it had to be She said she couldn't help it That she found another man A one night stand That's what she told me That's how it had to be Guess I'll have to change my plans Just a one night stand One night stand One night stand One night stand One night stand She said it was a one night stand That's what you told me It was a one night stand One night stand She said it was a one night stand