You can give me an hour alone in a bank Pay all my tickets, wipe the slate blank You could buy me a car, fill up the tank Tell me a boat full of lawyers just sank But it ain't nothin' but a woman Nothin' but a woman, no, no Don't need nothin' but a woman Any time I'm feelin' low Well, you could fly us to Dallas on a jumbo-jet plane If we run late and miss it, we can take the night train When the pressure is on, things getting insane Only one cure for that kind of strain It ain't nothin' but a woman Nothin' but a woman, no, no Don't need nothin' but a woman, yeah, yeah To get me through the show Yeah, you can make me a bet, give me a ten-point spread Give me french brandy that will clear my head When it's all over, feeling half-dead Only one thing, just like I said It ain't nothin' but a woman Nothin' but a woman, yeah, yeah Any time I got a woman Things can't be too bad You can buy me a house, turn over the deed Bring six pounds of California weed But my weakness ain't drugs, whiskey, or greed Only one thing that YOUNG BOB needs It ain't nothin' but a woman Nothin' but a woman Yeah, you right Ain't nothin' but a woman to get me through the night Mmmmm It's like I said, man Ain't nothin' but a woman (Various inaudible gauking) Yeah, look at her And that one over there