Dirty laundry >from the don henley lp "i can't stand still" I make my living off the evening news Just give me something that i can use People love it when you lose They love dirty laundry Well i could have been an actor But i wound up here I just have to look good I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear We need dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around We got the bubbleheaded beach blonde Comes on at five She can tell about the plane crash With a gleam in her eye It's int'resting when people die Give us dirty laundry Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? Y'know the boys in the newsroom Got a running bet Get the widow on the set We need dirty laundry You don't really need to find out What's going on You don't want to know just How far it's gone Just leave well enough alone Keep your dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em where they sit Kick 'em all around Dirty little secrets Dirty little lies We got our fingers in ev'rybody's pies We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry We can do the innuendo We can dance and sing When it's all over we haven't Told you a thing We all know that crap is king Give us dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around Transcribed by rich kul