Please, remember me forever Believe in me as someone Whose never gonna wish you well I'm gonna tell you what I think about you In that unforgivable way I do You're an idiot And I hate your guts I guess I'm about as happy for you As I would be a cockroach in my food I know it's terrible I really hate you, though Do you have your fairytale lie? Are you dancing to the white trash twist? Oh please, remember me Believe in me as someone Whose never gonna wish you well I heard the thing that you hate about me Almost every day, but you still wouldn't leave I had to pull the plug I hated your guts And I heard the opposite of love isn't hate It's indifference, but I can't relate It's not good enough 'Cause I hate your guts Did you settle your mediocre mind? You had the fine wine, your better off with Bud Light Oh please, remember me Believe in me as someone Whose never gonna wish you well Oh please, remember me Believe in me as someone Who wants you to go to hell You're raining, you're boring Oh, did you hear me snoring? I'd want to mutilate myself when I'd talk to you So here we have it, I hope you can tell That I'm no referral, you can have 'em call hell You're gonna drive 'em nuts They're gonna hate your guts Oh please, remember me Believe in me as someone Whose never gonna wish you well Oh please, remember me Believe in me as someone Who wants you to go to hell