I was born decades ago
In a place called Sime Park Hill
In a building on the 12th floor
With the best view in Singapore
My family took care of me
Til they sold me to an old lady
Ooooh
I'm the apartment number 14
If you knew all I have seen
I know all the little secrets
I am sentenced to be the witness
Can't run away
I am stuck
With those humans
That drive me nuts
Some residents I welcomed were insane
Wish I could move out but I can't
I'm the apartment 14
From classy families to dirty rats
I can't move out cuz I'm a flat
I'm the apartment 14
She smokes inside it makes me sneeze
Never puts the heater, I always freeze
She brings her friends, they play some chess
Every Monday I am bored to death
She now used a walking stick
It tickles me and makes me sick
Ooooh
I'm the apartment number 14
If you knew all I have seen
I know all the little secrets
I am sentenced to be the witness
Can't run away
I am stuck
With those humans
That drive me nuts
Some residents I welcomed were insane
Wish I could move out but I can't
I'm the apartment 14
From classy families to dirty rats
I can't move out cuz I'm a flat
I'm the apartment 14
I'm dusty, I'm messy
Will anyone take care of me
I'm messy, I'm dusty
I'm dusty, I'm messy
Will anyone take care of me
I'm messy, I'm dusty
Please hire a cleaning lady
I'm the apartment number 14
If you knew all I have seen
I know all the little secrets
Can't run away,
I am stuck
With those humans
That drive me nuts
Some residents I welcomed were insane
Wish I could move out but I can't
I'm the apartment 14
From classy families to dirty rats
I can't move out cuz I'm a flat
I'm the apartment 14
Some residents I welcomed were insane
Wish I could move out but I can't
I'm the apartment 14
From classy families to dirty rats
I can't move out cuz I'm a flat
I'm the apartment 14
I fell in love with the 10th floor
He got a terrace on the outdoor
But I'm growing old, turning ugly
One day I'll die ...with my old lady