Oh, tell me more about how I'm advantageous
Tell me more, tell me more till my fucking ears bleed
How could I ever live up to such expectations
While I've been in my room where I sit and fume for weeks?
Call it obtuse or call it courage, call it what you will
But for my next trick I'm gonna mix all this shit
Transform into a charismatic individual
Is there a problem? Before you never cared
Enough for I to share
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Incredibly I have become
The meanest thing so dangerous
And any day now you'll wake up
And realize they write and make
Beautiful words like "shit" or "piss" or "fuck"
I've played the part of Clare Quilty
And I'll stalk your body until you like me
What is worse, dying lonely or against me, honey?
And if you don't protect your throat
I'll think about cutting it but I won't, but I'd like to
I could help you with that lump that makes you choke
Or just forget about it, whatever one comes first
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I show up at the party, the one that insults all your friends
But just read my mind and you will find that it's
That it's all just pretend
I'm just jealous and a little bit possessive
I'm sure you understand