I watch him every morning when I turn my TV on Except when I am horny and I have to spank my dick Sometimes he's big and purple and he's singing stupid songs Sometimes he's killing people or he fights against King Kong Ross the dinosaur (No way!) Ross the dinosaur (No way!) Ross the dinosaur (No way!) Right! Now he isn't purple but he's singing stupid songs That's why I'm so afraid cause he could start killing us all He could bite our throats or spit fire inside my butt Or even worse manipulate us whit "educational" songs Ross the dinosaur! Ross the dinosaur! ♪ Ross the dinosaur! Ross the dinosaur! Ross the dinosaur!