No-one likes you when you're stoned
They just hate to be alone
But not so much they'll take you home, oh
No-one likes you when you're drunk
But you're too big to call a punk
You'll sail that ship until it's sunk
No-one likes you when you're drunk
So find a bar, find a girl, drink your beer, rule the world
Stay up late, drive home high
Forget your job, forget the bills, run your mouth, chase the thrills
And swear that this is gonna be your year
The gang's all gone and you're still here
No-one wants to be like you
Bloodshot eyes and a broken tooth
Growing up is hard to do
No-one wants to be like you
So find a bar, find a girl, drink your beer, rule the world
Stay up late, drive home high
Forget your job, forget the bills, run your mouth, chase the thrills
And swear that this is gonna be your year
The gang's all gone and you're still here
In this town where all you do is drown
Away from every lifeline you've been thrown
A bottle's not a place to build a home
So find a bar, find a girl, drink your beer, rule the world
Stay up late, drive home high
Forget your job, forget the bills, run your mouth, chase the thrills
And swear that this is gonna be your year
The gang's all gone and you're still here