Gonna tell the government To inform the president He's been watching CNN Foreign officials have arrived Send a team of four thousand men Send the entire regiment Get the media to cover them We are allies, we must fight Chali shatranj ki baazi Aur bari wari Iraqi, Irani Saudi, Afghani Pakistani! Haq, Haq, Haq, Haq! Commander-in-chief is asleep Base on the border has been seized Down from the mountains on their feet Sir, the militants have multiplied! Coalition casualties Chopper shot down by the enemy Gonna bring them to their knees We are ready, Ready to die! ILZAAM! HAMLA! BARBADI! AUR BARI WARI IRAQI! IRANI! SAUDI! AFGHANI! PAKISTANI! Ready? READY?! Chali shatranj ki baazi Aur bari wari Iraqi, Irani Saudi, Afghani Pakistani! Sir, they've multiplied! I'm gonna tell the government