Once in a dream I was a candy machine And all of my friends I covered with chocolate ice cream And jelly beans When I awoke nobody spoke Everyone was frozen I took them upstairs And put them in my frigidaire Along with the greens and things I keep them in my tupperware Then I went back downstairs Thinking of when I was thaw out my friends I decided never Now that I'm old and covered with mold I'm thinking of things Like frozen friends and jelly beans And the candy machine La, da, da, da La, da, da La, da, da, da Aren't you glad you're not my friend?