It comes and goes like a leopard in the snow I guess I was told to stub it on my big toe Should they be shocked that the wedding day fell through the floor Got busted for Xan's while he was on the deans list Check on your friends, make sure they don't agree with Sweet Uncle Sam and all that he's put us through Stoned It's the sex in his tone Talkings taking so long Clever girl, she is one foot too far away from the door But she'd like to laugh a little bit more Check on your man, I think you left him in your briefcase A much better plan, competing in the rat race We gave a shit and that's where everything went awry I yelled as the drunk boy left his tab And the ocean of emotion was too kind to stab I said, "Hold on, he left his pants at his ankles" Stoned It's the sex in his tone Talkings taking so long Clever girl, she got one foot too far away from the door INSTRUMENTAL Stoned It's the sex in my tone Talkings taking too long Clever girl, she got one foot too far away from the door I said it comes and goes like a leopard in the snow I guess I was told to stub it on my big toe Should they be shocked that the wedding day fell through the floor