I'm Wearing things that don't feel great Eating shit to near my fate Times are changing every day But not fast enough for my taste Lame ass folks will give me shit Assholes ruin all of it Next time I'll just stay in bed Kick-off my worn sneakers Every day is another day To realize its that's wrong Call me a pessimist if you must Cuz you wouldn't be wrong I'm a wet blanket I know it That's why I wrote this song Rose-colored glasses I'll smash them on the curb Give me the darkest shades you got So I can't see the future The more I tend to see The more I realize the faults The cracks in the concrete I wish they'd gobble me up Every day is another day to realize all that's wrong Call me a pessimist if you must Cuz you wouldn't be wrong I'm a wet blanket I know it That's why I wrote this song You can't fault me for seeing things as they are You're just mad at me cuz you want to see the stars (Amidst all the light pollution) Don't shoot the messenger Cuz it's all fucked Every day is another day to realize it's all wrong Call me a pessimist if you must Cuz you wouldn't be wrong I'm a wet blanket I know it That's why I wrote this song