The wife six kids The boss the dog And the mistress tuesday night The kitchen sink The midday drinks ItÂ's a pool boy afternoon Your boy heÂ's a girl HereÂ's the daddyÂ's football star Your girl sheÂ's a boy Not the prom queen anymore Forget what youÂ've been taught Your just plastic sold and bought Because God knows all you want In the JonesÂ' rule of sport Elect the man get fooled again And you bought the mayorÂ's new lawn A t.v. smile donÂ't touch that dial Welcome to your life ItÂ's done one by one So you join the shopperÂ's club Same hair same face Got to keep in the race So you criticize / tie the noose too tight Leaves you spinning round and round To impersonate your life.