Evening standard: late one! Evening standard: late one!... Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress Hiding in her cellophane world in glitter town Awaiting the prince in his white capri Dynamic young tarzan courts the bedsit queen She's playing the actress in this bedroom scene She's learning her lines from glossy magazines Stringing all her pearls from her childhood dreams Auditioning for the leading role on the silver screen Patience my tinsel angel, patience my perfumed child One day they really love you, you'll charm them with that smile But for now it's just another chelsea monday, chelsea monday. Drifting with her incense in the labyrinth of london, Playing games with faces in the neon wonderland Perform to scattered shadows on the shattered cobbled aisles Would she dare recite soliloquies at the risk of stark applause, To chelsea monday She'll pray for endless sundays as she enters saffron sunsets Conjure phantom lovers from the tattered shreds of dawn, Fulfilled and yet forgotten the st. tropez mirage Fragrant aphrodisiac, the withered tuberose, Of chelsea monday, sweet chelsea monday Patience my tinsel angel, patience my perfumed child One day they really love you, you'll charm them with that smile But for now it's just another chelsea monday, sweet chelsea monday (Spoken:) hello john, did you see the standard about four hours ago? Fished a young chick out of the old father Blond hair, blue eyes She said she wanted to be an actress or something Nobody knows where she came from, where she was going Funny thing was she had a smile on her face She was smiling What a waste! Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress Buried in her cellophane world in glitter town, Of chelsea monday