1) wide boy Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys Born with hearts of lothian Wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of lothian Wide boys, we were wide boys, born with hearts of lothian These hearts of lothian It's six o'clock in the tower blocks The stalagmites of culture shock, (culture shock) And the trippers of the light fantastic, bow down, hoe-down Spray their pheremones on this perfume uniform And anarchy smiles in the royal mile And they're waiting on the sly boys, fly-boys, wideboys Rooting, tooting cowboys, lucky little ladies at the watering holes They'll score the friday night goals I was born, with a heart of lothian With a heart of lothian 2) curtain call And the man from the magazine Wants another shot of you all curled up Cos you look like an actor in a movie shot But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot How did I get here anyway? Do we really need a playback of the show? Cos the wideboys want to head for the watering holes Watering holes, water-holes Let's go And the man in the mirror had sad eyes