Well, now then Mardy Bum I've seen your frown And it's like looking down a barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh, there's a side to you A side I much prefer It's one thats Laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember that On a day like today when you're all Arguementative, and you've got the face on Well, not then Mardy Bum Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I? I thought as much 'Cause you turn over there Pulling that silent dissapointment face The one that I cant bare Well, can't we just Laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the ground And it was up, up and way Oh but its right hard to remember that On a day like today when you're all Argumentative and you got the face on Yeah, I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train And then the traffic was a state And I can't be arsed to carry on In this debate that reoccurs So when you say I don't care Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do! So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah to get things off the gound And it was up, up and way Oh but its right hard to remember that On a day like today When you're all argumentative And you got the face on.