If you wanna know How long it's been Oh since I threw you out And let life begin Just cut me open wide And count the rings I just called to say I hate you Now if you wanna feel How I feel for you Picture a kitchen fire And times it by two Then try to make a ton Of delicious food I just called to say I hate you If you cry I wouldn't blame you So if you wanna know How far I would go To get you off my chest Just measure my torso If you wanna know How long I could go Without you in my life Just count the milestones I've achieved all on my own If I have to show you How to do me wrong Just get inside my head Where you don't belong I'll give you all the words You can sing along I just called to say I just called to say I hate you