Inside our heads We're all the same Some teeth A tongue And a dirty great brain But at nighttime it's true After food booze and work Before my head hits the pillow My brain goes berserk Irrational, bizarre Hallucinogenic Don't worry babe we're all Part Schizophrenic I have nightmares and dreams Where nothing is anything like what it seems Shattered in a storm My mothers got rabies My sisters given birth To two Tartan babies And I'm chasing a mammoth Around Clapham Common In a top-hat and beret While scoffing a ramen I'm terrified now I'm sweaty and lonely I see spiders the size Of black Shetland ponies I see killer dogs Drinking gone-off cider And my cats just become A sabre-tooth tiger My fat white neighbour Packing 55 stone Is eating a pig Including the bone I got a cow And a bulimic ferret for a wife But only a passing Acquaintance with life... See with narcotics and juice You're mind can run wild You think you can't lose But you act like a child I'm Lord Billy Bilo Forever in the doghouse And I just pissed myself Next door to the lighthouse