If you're feeling kicked in And as far down as you've ever been There's only one answer Try Ketamine It's main use of course Is anaesthetic for horses But it can be a gift If you world needs a lift You gotta work that bit out Because when you're trying to cheer yourself up You could knock yourself out I mean you mean Ketamine I scream you scream Ketamine We all scream for KET A MINE Makes fantasies faster Take the right amount Avoid a mental disaster Be a zen grand master I know you can choose between Prozac and booze But this life enhancer could be the answer You hear the weather girls say it's always a sunny day When you go from A to B Via K So forget Jim Bean You could live the dream With the precise regime With my old friend Ketamine Just think of the force To knock out a horse You know what I mean? My pal Ketamine Can make you light-headed You're pencil un-leaded Your mind might be fine But your bladder is shredded But don't get me wrong This stuff is strong And I have to admit It's not entirely legit The best of a session May lift your depression Or leave you mentally unstable On a mortuary table Eyes wide shut And big toe labelled I mean you mean Ketamine I scream you scream Ketamine We all scream for KET A MINE