My brother's Only four feet tall He's still bigger than me I'm very small We only get on it Now and then This moment in time He's my only friend My Dad's a lad He's tall and grown I don't know him He's never home He seems quite strong He gets quite lairy People seem to find him Pretty scary... Come into my house Come roll with me My friend the woodlouse Like there's a life of love out there Somewhere... Mum works hard And often cries She's got bruises Twice my size I go to my Nan's That's quite nice I hope it never comes The day she dies Come into my house Come roll with me My friend the woodlouse Like there's a life of love out there Somewhere Oooh ooh, ooh ooh I'll tell my kids When I'm old Better being with friends Than on your own