I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance Maybe that's why I don't like to fucking slow-dance And my mom said don't buy vegetables They won't last Well she's right because our friendship is in the past And I'm going through these phases of people and places And the turkey is tasty, just like the shit that you're talking So you know I had to shoot that dog Because everyone's family when you're in a hospital And you know I'm scared Like a 3rd grader on a triple dog dare And I'm going through these phases of people and places Of people! And the turkey is tasty, just like the shit that you're talking And maybe if you took me out to dinner I would like anything for another year