I can't play instruments very well And I'll eat all of your cereal. But I'll never be a smoker Cause the second cigarette Makes me feel like shit. What if I came to your apartment Had a chat with your girlfriend? I bet she'd make me coffee Before I told her about you and me. Being home never felt so bad. Why is everyone here so mad? Only here under obligation, It's hard to pretend this is a vacation. I like getting coffee by myself But I still know I like yours. And going home is scary But at least my van has stupid car doors. And we're so good at being alone But we're always together. And if I told you I loved you I don't who it would scare away faster. And if I told you I loved you I don't know who it would scare away faster. And if I told you I loved you I don't know who it would scare away faster. And if I told you I loved you I don't know who it would scare away faster. And if I told you I loved you I don't know who it would scare away faster.