You wish you were Like her, like her Joni is a punk babe, Joni is the 2nd wave Joni is a black jean jacket, Joni's in the first band Joni has a cool hand, Joni knows the problem is systematic Joni cut the door line, Joni doesn't have time Joni lights a dart on stage, Joni's on a juice cleanse Joni doesn't need friends, 'cause Joni's got the whole room trained You wish you were Like her, like her I bet she never looks your way I bet she never looks your way I bet she never cared I bet she never cared about you You wish you were Like her, like her When Joni's on a first date Joni gets to third base And when you wake up Joni's long gone Now Joni's at the desert house Where only Joni sings loud 'Cause Joni never wrote a bad song You wish I bet she never looks your way I bet she never looks your way I bet she never cared I bet she never cared about you Joni got a brand new mullet Fast and cool as a silver bullet and She's on yr couch And she wants you to pull it I bet she never looks your way I bet she never looks your way I bet she never cared I bet she never cared about you You wish you were Like her, like her