You got a dirty mind And inside your head, you dunno what to do If you stare too long, you gonna go blind It's your random ways that keep you left behind (Let me call you) Captain Morgan Tell me what his name Captain Morgan... You got sausage eyes When you turn the knob You gonna make me cry You hear nothing, no matter how hard I try Coz your delusional in everybody's eyes (Let me call you) Captain Morgan Tell me what his name Captain Morgan... Drinking triple shots on the morning plan Filling up your pants with your yellow pain (Solo) You're not an evil guy You're not Hannibal and you're not a spy What I'm gonna do is, just leave you alone Coz everything you touch just a turns to stone (Let me call you) Captain Morgan Tell me what his name Captain Morgan... Captain Morgan Tell me what his name Captain Morgan (Outro)