Don't ask me what I'm thinking I can't handle it Didn't plan on this Don't ask me what I'm drinking Hey hutt hey wassup Nothing doin but If I had a real life I could break my hands And maybe feel life Not understand it As if I had a real life Not a bland and broken false reality Sign up for lie detection They'll examine me Shine a light and see Won't fight a slight depression Say it can't be done Nothing comes from fun but If I had a real life I could break the mold And maybe steal life From those who stole it As if I had a real life Not an old and smokin false reality (Bridge) Girl gone crazy Ridin the wave Ridin it way out World don't faze me Nothin to save Nothin to save us now Anyhow Buy me a billionaire And maybe I'll forget Maybe I'll accept Write me a Beaudelaire And sign me up a cut If you're going up cuz If I had a real life I could break it down And maybe feel a life Not just drown in it As if I had a real life Not a Town and Country false reality (Instrum) (Bridge) Girl gone crazy Ridin the wave Ridin it way out World don't faze me Nothin to save Nothin to save us now Anyhow Destroy the government And set me up as king I've been wonderin About the precedent Of pushin me around Goin underground cuz If I had a real life I could break the rules And maybe feel life Instead of foolish As if I had a real life Not a cruel and chokin false reality