Ever since i started working at the record store I get to flirt with many girls than i did before There are tall, short, blonde and brunette But none can conversate me how we used to get And lately i've been hearing about certain girlfriends Well, i hear they do things i do not recommend I don't mean to preach, cause that may drive you away But, i know that sorta stuff can damage your brain When i see you with a boyfriend I realize its a lot harder than i imagined It gets hard to get so close When i feel like i'm sharing the affection I never show i'm jealous Start acting a little crazed You may not wish to whether hear from me again Oh, the record store