I don't wanna fall in love with a short girl 'Cause every now and then one catches my eye What if I can't kiss her standing up It'll look so silly and hurt if I want to so I don't wanna fall in love with a tall man 'Cause every now and then I fantasise What if I can't reach his lips It'd feel so silly Hugging with my head at his waist But I can't get no other picture in my head When I'm alone at night And if my beach towel buddy Could be any kind of guy He would lay there so very close... to me.