Snowing in LA on the dinner table
Down in Boyle Heights they be playing dreidel
Red black and green candles this is so fire
Light up the tree so our spirits are higher
A knock knock knock knocking on the door
I never heard any carolers before
Hey Britney, come here I'm so excited
In fact, shoot, everyone's invited
Then the little girl sings all I... NO
Not in my house, do you know anything else
No, we only know Mariah
Thank you Mariah, here's your reminder
You ruined Christmas, oh why oh why ya
Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear
Grandma's house, in n out
Can't escape, I'm freaking out
(Do do do do do do do, do do do do do)
Thank you Mariah
(Do do do do do do do, do do do do do)
Thank you Mariah
All I want for Christmas is another jingle
What am I supposed to sing if I'm trynna be single
Who am I kidding I care about presents
Fill up my stocking with cash and extensions
A knock knock knock knock knocking on the door
Another caroler just showed up for some more
Oh Britney, its you I'm so excited
I need a world class pop star to help me fight this
I'm about to sing in your house yeaheeaah
That's great, can you sing anything else
Yes, I sure can, all I... NO
Thank you Mariah, here's your reminder
You ruined Christmas, oh why oh why ya
Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear
Grandma's house, in n out
Can't escape, I'm freaking out
(Do do do do do do do, do do do do do)
Thank You Mariah
(Do do do do do do do, do do do do do)
Thank You Mariah
This year I'm making a list an checking it twice
Of all the people I'd rather hear sing a Christmas song
Like Rihanna or Madonna(Holiday)
We all know,
Ed Sheeran's got something hidden up his North Pole
Michael Bluble, where are you at?
Remember that one time
That Will Ferrell sounded like a mix of Fergie and Jesus
Even that would be better
I'd even rather hear the little white boy
From the Chainsmokers do a Christmas song
Everyday every year, everywhere in my ear
Grandma's house, in n out
Can't escape, I'm freaking out
Thank you Mariah!