Straight from the barbershop
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go 'round and 'round
He said, "There's nothing I can do for you, boy"
It's too late, too late
But my brother's an attorney
If you're gonna press charges
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
♪
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck out of here
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
In the sixth century A.D.
Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions
Of young males wore their hair long at the back
And cut it short over the forehead
This non-Roman style was termed the 'hunnic'
Or in our modern tongue, 'hockey hair'
By fiscal year, 1987, 93 percent of young males
Grew their hair long only in the back and 97 percent
Listed the mullet as their hairstyle of choice
In calendar years, 1988, 1989, 1990 and 91
More humans wore mullets than any other hairstyle
Making the mullet the most
Proliferated aesthetic abomination
Of the last 1400 years
M-U-L-L-E-T
Help me!
Oh God!
♪
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (I knew that I had to cut it)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (just buzz it off and say fuck it)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (party out back, vokuhila)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair (get me the fuck outta here)
Soccer rocker, sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel