Do you want coffee or tea? What did you dream about last night? About Janet and Jane again They sure made a great impression I'd like to know what that's about And everybody is coming here tonight It's been so long since we got together You won't believe me but it's true I got a few new jokes up my sleeve Can I try them on you before they come? And can I tell them about the world war we've been through? The world was the Hitler and we were the Jews I'm so glad that we got through that And can I tell them how much I love you? Can I tell them why you stuck the biscuit up my ass? Can I tell them how much I love you? Can I tell them that no one else in this world That no one knows you as good as I do and no one knows me as good as you do No one knows you as good as I do and no one knows me as good as you do Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Do you want coffee or tea? I didn't dream at all this last night Too tired for Janet and Jane And your well-directed jokes didn't come out right But who cares because what a night So good to see them, so good to see them And all your well-directed jokes didn't come out right But who cares because what a night And I said that you should trust spontaneous, that you should trust spontaneous No one knows you as good as I do and no one knows me as good as you do And no one knows you as good as I do and no one knows me as good as you do Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na