I've been thinking about Gabrielle Solis and all the desperate housewives And I've been thinking about Mike Delfino and his gun And I've been drawing patterns in my mind, but I can't fall asleep And I've been counting all the sheep there is to count No, I can't fall asleep and that is why I am here with you tonight Can you lend me a DVD box or sing me a lullaby? Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp, Did you clean the whole kitchen and drink all the wine? Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep? 'Cause I wanna OD on DH I wanna OD on DH Let me overdose on DH with you Trying to kill the pain watching make-believe peoples fake disasters If I'd been Elaine this misery'd been followed by studio laughter Been looking for someone who could love me just like Will loves Grace But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV" It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV I've seen you around I can tell that you are just like me You'd rather watch reruns than deal with the bad spin-off called life I'll put the kettle on. Let's not speak, talk ruins every conversation I've downloaded Dexter. Come, there is room next to me Hello Mr Sipowicz, 'ginning to understand why you act like you do Hello Pablo, I got this vision, we can dance to it I need to OD on NYPD I need to OD on NYPD Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue