Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers and chess
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
See you in heaven if you make the list
See you in heaven if you make the list
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby, are we losing touch?
If you believеd they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you bеlieved there's nothing up his sleeve
Nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby, are you having fun?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
Yeah, Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
(Uh, Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling)
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
Hey, baby, are we losing touch?
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Nothing is cool, nothing is cool
Nothing is cool
Nothing is cool (Nothing is cool)
If you believed
If you, if you believed
Man on the moon
Man on the moon