I've seen you falter Was the last fucking hurdle Resentment of a home wrecker Resentment from a home wrecker And I don't need your sympathy I know what you did to me I know what you did I know what you did to me For a change I would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me off downstream The midtown rush and I'm stuck in line Waiting for a sign Passing off metaphors as conversation Down some shitty fucking phone line When I can't think of a better place to be When I can't think of a better place to be When I can't think of a better place to be I wish I could be a better me For a change I would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me off downstream I've sat and watched stand by me For the millionth time It's a lifeline I wish I was Chris Chambers But in truth I'm more like vern I've sat and watched stand by me For the millionth time It's a lifeline I wish I was Chris Chambers But in truth I'm more like vern And I'm okay with that And I'm okay with that ♪ For a change I would like more More tattoos For a change I could like myself Cover up my flaws Wrap me in plastic Send me off downstream Downstream