Here mate manky records.com heres the skript ano wit am gonnae dae wan ae they mad bangin'rave tunes again nae clue on the wee man bit he hud a big cone YASSWalking down Argyle it's like the muggers mile and Christ all I want's a fun Day, But I'm totally skint no the price of a pint and my giro doesny come to next Monday, What's this I see a wee refugee Big Issue Central Station So I smack him on the heid steal his cash and his weed, Noo he's a hospital patient (ha ha) Walking doon Buchannan Street Throwing up on everybody that I meet Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else I've got skelly eyes I see everything twice If you look at my burd You better say she's nice You looking at ma burd Aye am ur how? Want a shot? Sky diver tae you big man Bargain! So am up Sauchiehall and am having a ball but the bar maids doing my heid in (Ya mad cow) So I smack her on the jaw and I steal all her draw and I've got another bag Of weed in (dino!) But I lost the fucking lot I'ma nob I got caught, Bar L on remand (fuck it!) But I get my own cell, getting out of this hell, Temazepam on demand (yass Man) Hear the keys clunk in my cell Somebody else, is pumping my Chantelle Am inside she's getting a ride I'd rather be anywhere else There's a guy in my bunk got his hand on his trunk I'd rather be anywhere else I've got skelly eyes I see everything twice My burds getting pumped When I'm inside Parkhead Brig-ton Ibrox Govan Firhill Hampden Park Pollock Easterhoose Arden Carndook Places you don't go when it's dark! Fiver and hour for a quality whore What more dae ye want mucker, do ye want me to fuck her? She's a quality snitch and she's ma bitch Chantelle! Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else I've got skelly eyes I see everything twice My burds getting pumped When I'm inside Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else Rain's pishing doon oh gloom oh gloom I'd rather be anywhere else