I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, they're stained and a-tattered
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Well, I ain't took a shower and my breath is mighty sour
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I could spread my scent until it's all spent
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Oh, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
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Some girls like you stinky and drunk with your drinky
But I ain't a drinkin' tonight
I'm stone cold sober and I dance like an ogre
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Well, I'm feelin' kind of shy and I'm an odd kind of guy
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I'm feelin' mighty borin' and I'd rather be snorin'
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
No, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't mattеr
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
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I could turn my boxers round, go out on the town
But I ain't gеttin' lucky tonight
I ate some leftover beans and it's a sure thing
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Well, I know I ain't appealin' with my sad lonesome feelin'
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Gonna curl up to my doggy and sleep like a loggy
I'll be feelin' lucky tonight
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Oh, I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight
Got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight