Today's the day That your mom's vag was on display Your Fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed ' Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate? Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah Reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable Gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't Respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you Dumb broad And please stop reminding me ' Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see? So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a Child anymore You blew those candles like A whore I don't care that it's your birthday