I bake in haste Eggshell in ev'ry cake I make Now what would your Grandma say If she saw you cookin' that way Turn the heat way down And open that door 'fore the cakes go brown -Eyed suzies nod and sway They see you cookin' that way, hey What did you think it takes to do all this cookin' Keep yourself and the house good-lookin' Work to the bone till the bone's gone bare Notin' the growth of new grey hair Pullin' strings on the purse for the things you bought End of the day it seems you oughta negotiate your pay Now what would your Grandma say, hey She'd say Do the things you love, and do them well 'Cause you can't tell when things Will go from good to worse Don't live life like it's a curse Include the ones you love Tell them so, make sure they know Try best to keep them in your song 'Cause no one's here for long That laundry's dried Pull the pins off and the line inside Mend the holes until they're gone Now put those glad rags on If your heels dig in Shindig 'em on out with your kith & kin You'd best get out there and play That's what your Grandma'd say