The paper sits in the driveway on top of all the others And I'm sitting on top of my world The blonde haired man sits on the television scaring all the mothers All the while my reality unfurls Do you really think that I could be there When I'm not anywhere at all I am so sick of distractions They're pushing me off to fall But don't think about it I won't sell myself so I can hide what you're really worth I'd rather slowly jog a couple laps around the earth What happened to chivalry? The man told me it's dead I asked what's gonna happen to you and me? This is what he said I'm lying he said completely nothing He just told me to invest in his startup I've heard about all these pyramid schemes This one I didn't know I was part of My heaven consists of And nothing more nothing less I don't know what your heaven looks like but I bet that I could guess Do you really think I could fall Out of love with you I don't really think you understand What my mind goes through But don't think about it I won't jump in the water so you can help me float It seems selfish of me to expect you as my boat The winners and losers in the world seem to be just fine But I'm just sitting here trying not to lose my mind