Fuck you and your wristwatch Your lunch appointment, too Fuck everything you stand for Fuck everything you do I'm a statue at your side I'll wait until you're through As if designed just to provide All baby wants it to Some may be offended Or have grievances to air Why don't you ask me if you think I care Some grin with shining teeth But you can't let down your guard In this writhing sea of haircuts Armed with metal credit cards Some may be offended Or have grievances to air Why don't you ask me if you think I care Your allergies annoy me Spelled in self important tones If you want me to like you then stay home