Life sucks and God is sitting above the clouds
And pour the rain over me
As if I'm not suffering enough
My lifelong love has abandoned me
I'm sitting with a mortgage
On my house
With an interest
That's the worst I've seen
All my life
I've been told
I'll find gold
Life sucks it drives me crazy
Bad luck is my middle name
Life sucks it drives me crazy
I'm having no luck in this game
About lunch time last week my boss
Told me he had enough of me
The consequences is that I won't get to open
No bonus at Christmas eve
To add some more
Fuel to my misery
I've gained twelve
Pounds recently
My back aches
I've been told
I'm getting bold
Life sucks it drives me crazy
Bad luck is my middle name
Life sucks it drives me crazy
I'm having no luck in this game
I'm having no luck at all
I'm not winning
All I know is how to fall
Life sucks it drives me crazy
Bad luck is my middle name
Life sucks it drives me crazy
I'm having no luck in this game