You said you'd hold on, and you would never let go
But when things got hard, you went and hit the road
How could a girl so pretty be so damn cold?
I guess the jokes on me, but it's gettin' old
So baby, I just hope
I hope your new boyfriend goes and breaks your heart
I hope you text and drive, then crash your car
I hope nothin' goes the way you want it to
I hope a hole gets punched in your great big plan
You get an STD from a one-night stand
I hope you lose your job and all of your best friends
But most of all, I hope you end up lonely like I am
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Well, no hard for feelin's, baby, it's for the best
Well, that's a goddamn lie, like everythin' you ever said
So tell me why you're still in my head
While someone else is layin' in your bed
Damn
I hope your new boyfriend goes and breaks your heart
I hope you text and drive, then crash your car
I hope nothin' goes the way you want it to
I hope a hole gets punched in your great big plan
You get an STD from a one-night stand
I hope you lose your job and all of your best friends
But most of all, I hope you end up lonely like I am
Lonely, lonely like I am
Lonely, lonely
Well, I can say I'm sorry for the things that I'm sayin'
But I'd rather just say 'em again
You left me heartbroken and
Baby, I'm hopin' you're miserable in the end
I hope your new boyfriend goes and breaks your heart
I hope you text and drive, then crash your car
I hope nothin' goes the way you want it to
I hope a hole gets punched in your great big plan
You get an STD from a one-night stand
I hope you lose your job and all of your best friends
But most of all, I hope you end up lonely like I am
Lonely, lonely like I am
Lonely, lonely
I hope you end up lonely like I am