Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled
Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!
Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place
All he did was diss her with disgrace
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!
(Spoken)
Ask me!
Where are we?
(Sung)
We're in the same bo-o-oat
In the very same bo-o-oat
I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat!
Don't need to heed a talking goat!
The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat
We're in the same boat!
(Spoken)
And look what I found at Medusa's place!
Three Amtrak tickets?
Why run from monsters when we can ride?
(Sung)
We're in the same tra-a-ain
In the very same tra-a-ain
With Anna-blegh!
And Seaweed Brain!
You're so high-strung
Well, you're insane!
The same tra-a-a-a-ain
We're in the same train!
(Spoken)
Last stop, Denver, Colorado!
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!
You mean the Rocky Mountains?
That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger!
Did someone say 'veggie burger?'
Sweet!
Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?
Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god.
Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse? Woah, woah,
Woah, relax, I come in peace! I hear you runts are headed to Hades,
But you'll never make it on public transportation.
I can take you as far as Vegas. Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?
Sweet!
Wait!
(Sung)
We're on the same bi-i-ike!
On the very same bi-i-ike!
There's lots about this that I don't like!
Can we trust this guy?
You could always hike!
The same bi-i-i-i-ike
We're on the same bike!
(Spoken)
Vegas, baby! Forgettin' somethin'? This is where I get off
That guy is so cool!
Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night
Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel
You're joking, right? In the Odyssey,
If you went to sleep in a lotus bed,
One night could last a hundred years!
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant. Uh,
Excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?