My mom's gone
From this world, but if she's anywhere she's in the Underworld
I'll do it
You will?
Yeah, I'll do it
Not cause my dad needs me
He's been less a dad
And more absentee
But if my mom's alive
That's where she's bound to be
I'm leaving now, I better pack
Hades took my mom, I'm taking her back
So what if no one's come back from the Underworld?
I'll be the first
And I'll be the second first!
No, Grover
I can't ask you to come
You're my best friend, dude
So don't get mad
But I suspect you'll need protecting
When things get bad
And this kicking quest may be the best chance I've had
To put my past behind me
So if you haven't guessed
I'm coming on your killer quest
So bon voyage and fare me well
We're gonna fight each foe, each curse and spell
We're gonna march straight down to the gates of Hell
Underworld...
Close enough!
I'm finally gonna pass a test
We're going on a killer quest
Oh, don't forget this
Official Camp Half-Blood questing backpack
It comes pre-packed with everything you need
Gold drachmas, ambrosia squares, deodorant
You need me too, Seaweed Brain
If you're gonna save the world
I'm the best person to keep you from messing up
Five long years stuck at camp
Underneath Athena's lockdown clamp
Been waiting for my chance to prove I'm champ
I've got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed
I'm coming on your killer quest
So blast the horns
Get the flags unfurled
Past danger, slings and arrows hurled
We're gonna march straight down to the Underworld
Luke, are you coming too?
I'm needed here, but how about something for the road?
Shoes, awesome
Shoes with wings?
Now that is awesome! So, where is the Underworld?
Look for D.O.A. Records
It's a record company? Actually, I am not surprised
Don't get eaten by monsters
What, monsters? Who said anything about monsters?
Have a great quest!
So we're half-bloods
Not gods but demi
We'll go halfway
It's all not semi
It's up to us, so let me try my best
As we journey west
We're going on an awesome
Dangerous and scary
Thrilling
Monstrous and hairy
Killer heroe's quest