I wonder in my life how many lies I've told
And how many more to go?
I wanna know how many times I've landed jokes
And just how many times they only laughed to be polite
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
Yeah, all my best at-bats
I wanna see my cats again
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
The good ones and the bad
I wanna see it all back
How many tears in fluid ounces have I cried?
How many times I almost lost my god damn life and didn't even know it
When it's all over, how many klicks did I drive?
And how much of mine would qualify as wasted time?
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
Yeah, all my favourite tracks
I wanna read my chats again
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
The good ones and the bad
I wanna see it all back
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
Yeah, all my best at-bats
I wanna see my catch again
When I die, I wanna see all my stats
The good ones and the bad
I wanna see it all back
I wanna see it all back
I wanna see it all back